being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like
so I googled skeletons and
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
what’s the password
I think I’ll try defining gravity
THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
you got a fuckin problem officer
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
this is a 36 year old father
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear
There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?
Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?