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ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

30 minutes ago on September 17th, 2014 |240,767 notes

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

32 minutes ago on September 17th, 2014 |63,775 notes

00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

1 hour ago on September 17th, 2014 |49,015 notes

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

1 hour ago on September 17th, 2014 |283,076 notes

Legendary Wolf.

2 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |199,303 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

2 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |157,711 notes

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

2 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |304,022 notes
221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

3 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |323,124 notes
theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

3 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |54,987 notes

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

3 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |108,774 notes
4 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |300,850 notes

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

4 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |868,165 notes

jeffersonstarship3:

Let’s talk about this GIF.

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He’s all business, turns around and sees the flash of the camera, and BAM he’s in sexy model mode

4 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |9,688 notes

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

4 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |60,136 notes

shakingfordays:

bonita-albita:

rookiegandh:

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

[via]

Fuck, here’s some inspiration.

Aww bby💕💕

I could watch this for hours.

6 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |6,205 notes