team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
Team I can’t, I have rehearsal
team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason
This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj
An accurate representation of tumblr right now
me: pluto is a planet?
me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!
me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
Ted: I’d look good blond
are you ready to get
so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH