getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
andy dwyer, king of logic
When you’re in a crowd of people and you hear someone mention your fandom
or you hear THE song
Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential
Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
Best use of that gif
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
REASONS TO LOVE OCTOBER
- COOL TREES
- PUMPKIN FLAVOURED DRINKS
- NEW FALL OUT BOY SINGLE
this is not what i wanted my post to become
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004