whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
Let’s talk about this GIF.
He’s all business, turns around and sees the flash of the camera, and BAM he’s in sexy model mode
I DIDN’T MEAN IT