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mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

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1 hour ago on October 19th, 2014 |120,960 notes

so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |100,258 notes
dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |246,899 notes
barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |91,437 notes
mediocre-latinist:

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

I approve

mediocre-latinist:

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

I approve

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |301,761 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |200,219 notes

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |34,688 notes
gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |216,104 notes
hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |20,154 notes
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |184,075 notes
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |43,615 notes

swagtasticurie:

this is a 36 year old father

6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |3,096 notes

petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |55,720 notes
me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
hair: no
family: no
school: no
life: no
6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |194,961 notes

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

13 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 |37,456 notes