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neilhilborn:

buttonpoetry:

Neil Hilborn - “Liminality”

"Heaven is an exhausted horse laying down to die."

Performing at the Soap Boxing Poetry Slam.

I wrote the first draft of this poem five years ago, and I still love performing it today. Check it out. I’ll say pretty stuff in your ear.

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |1,557 notes
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buttonpoetry:

Neil Hilborn - “Static Electricity”

"Kissing you is like a bundle of kittens colliding with my face at 0.5 miles per hour."

Performing at the Saint Paul Poetry Slam.

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |5,456 notes

t-high-la420:

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |52,468 notes

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |200,633 notes

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |283,694 notes

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 |523,728 notes

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |135,377 notes
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |33,318 notes

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |345,740 notes

queendanneelackles:

Priestly shirts that were in the script, but didn’t make it into the final cut: “They don’t pay me enough to be nice to you.” and "Don’t annoy the crazy person."

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |4,328 notes

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |22,441 notes
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACCOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |110,937 notes

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |51,627 notes
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misscantii:

ionaonie:

hazelgracelancaster:

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

I love that he knows only one got bleeped.

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |177,014 notes

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 |210,353 notes